Chicago Waffle

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!

by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

waffle run off

Something Homer Simpson likes and say mmmmm to.

Homer: Mmmmmmm. Waffle run off.

by t July 21, 2004

waffles and ice cream

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.

I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

by Dave Davis May 17, 2007

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

Stole My Waffle

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day

I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.

by jmrs January 15, 2011

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons

Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"

by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020