will smith

noun;
'man whore'
also see player.

"so are you and emily still going out?"
"nahh, im going out with anna now"
"WOW! man youre totally will smithing it"

by dead. December 9, 2008

Smith

One of the most popular last names, and if you go to an American school of any kind, I promise you, you'll find at least five kids with that last name.

Person One: Man my girl is so exotic!

Person Two: No dude, her last name is Smith!"

Person One: Whatever man, it's not her fault her dad is part of the KKK

by reallegend27 February 15, 2017

Elliott Smith

An artist that only sad people listen to. If anyone you know listens to Elliott Smith, don’t. People who listen to Elliott Smith will develop an obsession with him and will cry anytime they are alone. They may look pretty, but do their red flags as well?

“I listen to Elliott Smith!”
“ I’m also extremely lonely and lack of everything!!”

by elenastrashinherpocket November 22, 2021

shithawk

a beligerant drunk : someone who gets drunk, loud, and stumbles around. usually the life of the party

Look at Pearson, he's such a shithawk.

by Ted Tobison August 26, 2005

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.

Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.

by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008

Smithard

An entertaining person who spends their time flirting

"Did you see that Smithard last night"

"I was hanging out with this Smithard last week, so funny"

by Avengord May 17, 2012