Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021

Baby Mountain

When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!

person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?

person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain

by gaffney2005 December 26, 2009

mountaining

The slang term for "abundant", similar to the Indonesian term "menggunung" with this same meaning

With all the homework piling up, I feel like I'm in a mountaining situation—it's never-ending!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you

Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me

by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009