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Laurening 

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
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Laurening 

Also called #Laurening

When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!

Lauren Elizabeth O’Connor 

Lauren Elizabeth O’Connor is a little bitch who is hella sensitive and hates everyone and everything
“Lauren Elizabeth O’Connor is a bitch”
“Yeah i agree

Lauren Peacock 

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks
Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.

Lauren Siegel 

At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.
"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."
Lauren Siegel by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020

LaurenJimmy

hot ass babe who sucks Jimmy for alcohol!
LaurenJimmy is Good!
a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball
ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills
lauren k by ratsareyum October 18, 2020