Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

Jacob

Is a guy who will play with girls heart and make them think that he likes them and then after a while will end up talking shit bout them

Never fall for any Jacobs

by Gshdjdkfofkckfnndkd November 27, 2019

Jacob

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality

“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual”

by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020

A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒

I think I have a jacob for someone

by Sarah.k April 30, 2017

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda

Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!

by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022