Halftrack Fever

Intense love for Amos and Martha Halftrack. Shown most notably by Bryant Hollifield. One major symptom of Halftrack Fever is going crazy when Marty is seen in a bathrobe or when Amos wears his uniform. This is an intense disease. The only way it can be cured is loving them even more.

Marty: Have a nice day, dear. Hope you don't get Halftrack Fever!

Amos: Oh, put your robe on. I've already got Halftrack Fever.

Marty: (kisses Amos) I know. You've had it for 53 years. There's something about me you love.

Bryant: Its the robe. He loves it when you wear that thing! Even I do. See, there's magic in that thing.

Amos: Yes, you definitely have Halftrack Fever. You can't get enough of Grandma Marty in that robe. Or me in my army suit here. (he leaves)

Bryant: Hey, you want to get all cuddly? This Halftrack Fever is really working now.

Marty: Sure! We'll cuddle all day, honey. Amos is completely gone now. (she kisses Bryant) There's just something about me and you that I love. And its not just the robe. Its the Halftrack Fever. Gooey, sweet, cuddly. You rock!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2011

Rush Fever

In light of pending rush events, one may experience arousal of the sympathetic nervous system causing increased adrenaline production and one or more of the following symptoms:

-acceleration of heart and lung action
-the "butterflies in stomach" phenomenon
-pupil dilation
-slight nervousness
-increased temperature (hyperthermia)
-stimulation, arousal, hyperactivity
etc.

Sarah: I've been running a high temperature and I can't seem to sit still. These symptoms all started ever since I received that email about Info Sessions this week...
Nick: Dude, you've caught that Rush Fever! Highly contagious. Embrace it, bro.

by AO Rush Chair September 2, 2012

Shanaynay Fever

Being attracted to a ugly and beastly neighbor.

Martin had Shanaynay Fever for Resbutia.

by SledgeHammer April 9, 2013

Younger Fever

An annual sickness that befalls lovers of craft beer during Russian River Brewing's annual release of Pliny the Younger. Symptoms include uncontrollable thirst, standing in insanely long lines, talking to no end about how amazing Pliny the Younger is and how all other beers are just practice runs during the off season. Younger Fever can be spread through blogs, bragging, and memories of previous Younger.

There's no use offering him a beer, he has Younger Fever. Nothing will make him okay until he find the Pliny.

by GrownAssMan April 18, 2013

Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.

While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.

by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 August 26, 2013

purple fever

When you like that thick juicy purple pussy and or big purple thick dick

black hoodnigga realthug purple fever

by boyinpleasure October 26, 2013