Definitions by SledgeHammer

chavlips 

A condition inflicted by beauty therapists,
caused by injecting too much lip filler when aiming to produce the perfect pout for female clients.

....I can’t come out tonight , that new cow at lip fillers r us has given me proper chavlips, I look like Orville

....can you book me in for proper chavlips on Friday at 10, they weren’t full enough the last time you did them.

chavlips by Sledgehammer January 11, 2019

stayinability 

Being able to move from one sexual position to another without penis withdrawal.

He has great stayinability.

stayinability by Sledgehammer February 28, 2015

Shanaynay Fever 

Being attracted to a ugly and beastly neighbor.

Martin had Shanaynay Fever for Resbutia.

Shanaynay Fever by SledgeHammer April 9, 2013

slap the cat 

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

slap the cat by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004