Dirt

A reason why you should watch out for bugs

Edi: Stop standing on that dirt
Don: oh i was not looking also can you take me to the hospital
Edi: why?
Don: i think im dying from bugs

by A big baby February 5, 2022

Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.

"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"

by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025

Dirt divert

To sell someone out to take the focus off of one's own devious ways

My brother pulled out all the stops when he did his usual dirt divert move on Mom

by It's Barnett again May 6, 2019

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dirt Wolf

Funk boy

Don't worry about that guy, girl, he's a total dirt wolf.

by French vanillz July 23, 2016

Boo-Boo Dirt Baby

Young Dirty Slut/Whore thats 27and younger
Fucks everybody for free
Or for drugs
Homewrecker

Samii is the biggest boo-boo dirt baby. Give it time and she will be the most trifling dirty butt this worlds ever seen

by "2Late" February 9, 2021

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025