velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

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KANSAS CLAM BAKE

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"

No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.

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When a girl been passed to andrew Wilson and she's no longer baked goods she's rotten clam bake and no one wants her

She's Delaware clam bake now, no one's gonna touch that.

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The result of upchucking on a very stinky twat. This leaves the punanny covered in a thick gravy.

Oh, damn. I tried to eat Mel last night, but it stunk so bad I blew chunks. I just left her their with her Gravy Covered Clam.

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the Art of putting a woman's vagina on the back of someone's neck

Jody gave Greg a Little Neck Clam in front of 3 camcorders.

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"look at her she's a little potato clam "

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