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hood cancer

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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east calder

look at this shithole thats east calder for ye”
by seanlamondtiger April 30, 2025
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East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards
sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025
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Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?
Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2025
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fantastic-ular cancer

A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.
by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.
lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer
by carcrashcorpse May 10, 2016
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