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Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
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Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
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beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
by liptenneth May 10, 2020
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Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025
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Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Reddit-beard

Neckbeards on reddit. Often complain about stigmas of redditors being fat, socially inept, and, well, neckbearded.
"M'lady" -Reddit-beard
by The undead walking September 7, 2022
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