when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
by ao3+starbucks addict January 5, 2024
Get the 2am coffee grindmug. by Notthesilverhawkdarkbaked December 10, 2016
Get the cameron coffeemug. When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.
by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024
Get the Coffee Bearsmug. Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. 
Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why
by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024
Get the Potato coffeemug. “Cream or sugar today sir?”
“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020
Get the Greek coffeemug.