Slack Twat

When a woman becomes lazy and doesn't shave, wash or take proper care of her vagina

I pulled down her pants and bammm, she had a slack twat

Slack Twat by Matt Harding April 14, 2008

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Twilight Twat

A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.

"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"

Twilight Twat by CDlustscats February 15, 2010

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traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

traffic twat by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

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Hot Twat

This is the conclusion to what happens when you fool around with your girl after handling or eating spicy peppers (ie: jalepeno, serrano, habanero, etc.)

Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.

Hot Twat by TheD0N81 June 18, 2011

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Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by anonymous July 11, 2004

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tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

tight as a gnat’s twat by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

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