Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

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Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 14, 2025

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Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 08, 2021

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Cute a shoe

A way to shortly describe your intense feelings for someone. A word to use when your immense love for someone is indescribable.

Mari: what?
Leo: cute a shoe

by I love you Mari September 19, 2021

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Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 30, 2024

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