rock-spastic 

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

rock-spastic by keyline September 21, 2017

Rock and Rick Roll

When you listening to rock music and the dude on the aux changes the song

"I swear Shawn, if you Rock and Rick Roll me, I am beating yo ass."

Rock and Rick Roll by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

rock paradox 

pair of rocks, fam

tf you though you rock paradox

rock paradox by sabeebee December 1, 2017

rock-a-chaws 

You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things

Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)

Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did

rock-a-chaws by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017

Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

Rock seizure by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018

Rock and jump 

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!

Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome

Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic

Rock and jump by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018

Rock n’ Roll Packer 

A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.

Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer

Rock n’ Roll Packer by Dave543210 February 14, 2018