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by the numbers 

Following an exact procedure while doing something.
Make sure everything goes by the numbers.
by the numbers by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018
A small nug of weed. Usually only big enough to get a couple hits out of.
Damn man I need to pick up a sack. This nugberts not gonna do anything for me.
Nugbert by Wizz January 12, 2008

Numbreviate

the act of replacing letters with numbers to save characters in a text message or even just as an attempt to be cool
EXAMPLES: Hi H8er. Lets go sk8boarding! every1 wants 2 c u b4 u leave! some1 2 talk 2

Man, that text fiend will numbreviate even when she doesnt have to.

Hannah got so used to numbreviating in her text messages that she turned in her grad school thesis full of numbreviations!

Numbreviate by L Doody April 11, 2009
One million dollars
Hey, man you still owe me a nubmer!
nubmer by No-one important July 16, 2014

nubberflubber 

A fat person who in a rude fashion rubs his fat on people
Look at that nubberflubber on John!

Numero Usernamio 

the Spamming of Numbers or other assorted Characters at the end of a Username due to the Username being Taken
Username:Nooberton
Username is Taken
Username:Nooberton4509234u648o763o84yu6o348yu69348769347693786934876937898749586
Username Accepted
Had to do a Numero Usernamio to get that one accepted
yeah, its annoying
Numero Usernamio by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020