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porch monkey

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 April 2, 2011
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Snow Monkey

An Indian kid who puts a lot of sun screen on when he goes out side.
You see Rakish today, he was a total snow monkey.

Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
by Barney McCain April 21, 2011
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monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.
by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009
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butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
by sean March 31, 2003
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Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...
by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010
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monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey
"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga
by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009
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monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.
My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
by Quim October 15, 2006
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