mindfuck buddy 

A buddy with whom you regularly participate in intellectual masturbation.

Anita is my mindfuck buddy. We regularly discuss Sartre/Camus/Kant and other things related.

mindfuck buddy by nonlocal March 26, 2012

narrow mindedness 

1. To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

2. To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.

Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American.
Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money.
Dan: Aite nick you have narrow mindedness, I get a Tally.

narrow mindedness by DK October 16, 2007

Stellaris Mindset 

When a friend would rather play Stellaris than doing something fun.

Wow Ben is really in a stellaris mindset today.

Stellaris Mindset by MaleficentObject July 7, 2021

dirty minded 

exceptionally prone to seeing the scurrilous, sexy, or kinky aspect of everything; obsessed with sex; prone to seeing sexual overtones to nonsexual behavior.

A dirty minded person may be hypocritical and unctuous, but read filthy motives into the acts of other people. For example, in the movie "American Beauty," the military officer wrongly assumes that his son's interactions with his neighbor are homosexual, rather than commercial--projecting his own repressed sexuality onto others (with deadly results).

The dirty minded obscene person does not shamelessly exult in his bawdy language, nor does he use it without self-consciousness... The dirty minded person has only partially internalized the taboos that he violates...

Joel Feinberg, _Offense to Others_, p.267

dirty minded by Abu Yahya February 22, 2010

Mindfucked 

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

Mindfucked by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

mindspun 

A state of mind in which confusion results from a preoccupation of said mind, such as resulting from an infatuation with a current or potential-future significant other.

This week has been a blur. Ever since I met that girl, I've been completely mindspun.

mindspun by 3Dradio May 3, 2009

Mindsterbating 

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

Mindsterbating by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011