toby=lord

it is always correct there is no need to argue you are wrong

toby=lord is always correct

by BIG-M chocolate milk May 8, 2022

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Lord Coose

The ultimate God of Coosianity . A mutation between a mongoose and Cobra that occurred around 1500 B.C

Do you accept Lord Coose as your savior ?

Lord Coose will fuck you up if you show any disrespect towards K.C ( King Coose) & B.B.C ( Big Baby Coose)

by KingCoose October 29, 2022

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Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.

Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.

by KushKringletheGasMasta November 18, 2022

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The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

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Person 1: Man I don't know if I can do this anymore. I wanna give up.
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

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lord jimbo

The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.

Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.

by JimboFollower#3 September 16, 2022

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