The Lord Wilikes

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.

Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.

by The longswordman September 3, 2013

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets

Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard

by Chelsea_12345 July 6, 2020

Lord berry

A fun, sweet, nice person who is awesome and Funny and cool and smart and is a lord.

Omg ! That is so lord berry

by Knee pseudonym June 5, 2021

Meme lord

A meme lord is a group of people who have the name Polly. Some were born with the name and some were given it. You can find a meme lord n there natural habitat , a WhatsApp group chat, and eat anything that comes there way. A Polly will defend other pollys when it’s needed. In a meme lord there is the alpha Polly (usually the Polly that was born with the name) and a mini Polly (the smallest and weakest Polly)

“How many pollys are in your meme lord?”

by Meme lord polly October 27, 2019