Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010

Vagina Ham

Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.

Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.

Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.

by Kurtis Schwartzentruber September 14, 2008

canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

green eggs and ham

When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss

Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

by ShootinD5nukes December 29, 2007

alabama ham sandwich

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

by The South October 19, 2013

go ham

v. to literally go ham, as in the lunch meat. Can also be equivalent to going H.A.M., however both can be related to a club. Or to choose ham over another meat or vegetarian option.

'Did you see that episode of Invader Zim where he and Dib went ham?'
'Actually, they went bologna'

'Man you were crazy out there.'
'Yeah, when somebody antagonizes me I always go ham.'

'And what will you be having?'
'I'm gonna go ham.'

by somebitchnameddeltrice November 18, 2011

man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.

guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored

by tiffany February 18, 2005