Filipinoness

1. (Noun) The answer to everything.
2. (adjective/noun) a word used to describe the awesomeness of a Filipino person
3. (Verb) an action performed by a Filipino descendant or an admirer of Filipinos that usually describes spicing up the truth

1. 2 plus 2 equals filipinoness./
2. You are the fiipinoness./You are filipinoness.
3. Jordan filipinoness her story of her moving to the U.S.

by Jane Clifton March 11, 2008

filip

a common male name in Croatia
originated from greek word philia, which could be translated as friendship

similar to american name Philip

(hereisonestupidexample) my name is filip

by pimrcina March 9, 2008

awkward film sex moment

When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.

Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.

When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.

Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"

Or

When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.

Mary: "Awkward..."

Timmy: "Can we do that again?"

Mary: "........"

by pooponmeeee December 8, 2009

Filthy- MacGyver

A male who can masturbate with anything he can find.

Dude, did you here about Chuck, he just used two rubber-bands and a popsicle stick two wack-it in our bathroom, what a Filthy- MacGyver!

by Trash-Can-Man February 17, 2009

Filthy Shulte

When a girl goes into a restroom stall with all her stuff, gets her period, and doesn't wash her hands afterwards.

"Woah that chick is a filthy shulte!"

"I hate you! Just go to the bathroom you filthy shulte!"

"Mr. Rutledge, im a filthy shulte....can you rape me?"

"Oh Peter, you filthy shulte!"

by BROOGAN! June 3, 2009

Cradle of Filth

A decent gothic/extreme metal band from England. Though talented in their own right, the band is almost ruined by their 15 year old hot topic fans. These idiots generally know nothing about metal and think Cradle is black metal because they said "Satan" and "Hell" in one of their songs. Cradle isn't black metal for the record, and the band actually rejects the term.

Stereotypical Cradle of Filth Fan: OMG! Dani Filth is the greatest writer and musician of all time! There is no better band in the world! They are so BLACK METAL, they make that guy from Norway look like a homo! And he's sooooo hot!! Every line he writes is soo deep, I wish he wasn't married and I'm a dude!
Non-retarded person: ... *slap*

by Shadow Prometheus January 23, 2009

Filthy Sanchez

1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.

(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'

by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005