eat shit and choke

... So eat shit and choke ...

He can eat shit and choke

by xxuncoiledxx February 20, 2018

Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.

by Luchasi July 28, 2017

don't eat that shit

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 3, 2022

Eating pussy on wax

When an R&B singer comes out with an overly done and cheesy I am in love with you song that is targeted at the female audience and Top 40 radio play. These singers make it sound like they only love one women when you know they are trying to hit anything that moves.

-"Did you hear Usher's new song?"
-"Yeah, the way he was saying he loves that girl was basically eating pussy on wax."

by Lil Yums April 26, 2009

trying to eat a meal

means to commence work or to work in general to support oneself

BOB: Aye! What up doe?

KEN: At the crib, gettin' it in. You know, trying to eat a meal.

by AreaScene December 12, 2010

Binge eating disorder

Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).

People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others

My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*

Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen

by nothing_just shut up June 6, 2022

Trash Eating Machine

Someone that takes other peoples ideas and or verbal phrases.

Highly offensive to most of the general population.

That guy is a Trash Eating Machine he stole my phrase of
Trash Eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010