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graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."
by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013
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Christmas

A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.

U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
-Why do we celebrate christmas?
-I dont know?!?
-Wait i remember its Jesus..
by The real facts giver December 13, 2016
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White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99
Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?
by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019
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Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 28, 2011
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Following the Christmas tree

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
by slofloat December 24, 2010
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Green Christmas

I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun!
by QueenieAUbaek December 27, 2022
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Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
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