Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!

If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!

Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!

Rocket Can by The Lawn February 6, 2008

I can't get behind that 

Expresses refusal to support, condone, or participate in a certain activity or idea due to subject's lameness, stupidity, or conflict with personal beliefs.

William Shatner: What about those men who say 'do as I do and believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you'? I can't get behind that!

I can't get behind that by Alisa September 30, 2005

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Liberte July 28, 2006

i can has 

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

i can has by Frankie1969 April 3, 2008

douche can 

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

douche can by scott negley March 24, 2007

busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.

Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!

busted can by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

that can't run 

when something can't happen, or is unacceptable to, in roadmap terms.

mate1: sally kissed johhny and dylan at last nights party!
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.

that can't run by lowkeyy.xv July 9, 2017