beaversquirrel

A rare mammal found in the mid-west having the appearance of a cross between a beaver and a squirrel often rabid and profusely drooling. It is capable of climbing trees and cutting the down to form water damns.

Them BeaverSquirrel sure put up a fight with my hounds.

by backwoodshunter October 23, 2015

Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.

"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"

by Tommie Johnson January 23, 2016

beaverbiters

Beaverbiters is when a fucked up individual has two enlarged top front teeth. Therefore looking like they have a set of beaver teeth.

That drunk girl has a huge set of beaverbiters hope she doesnt trip and bite her tongue off.

by chokon-dezBalz March 4, 2016

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow

Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.

by Crandle October 6, 2016

beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

beavershoes

When you see someone who is wearing shoes that are so bad you can't even bare to look at them.

Girl1: Omg look at her shoes ewww.

Girl2: Those look like beavershoes

by The_only_one July 22, 2016