purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

by Itbpod March 09, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 08, 2021

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 18, 2022

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 26, 2019

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 27, 2017

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 02, 2022

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 15, 2015