getting beard

When a guy goes down on a girl.

"I'm getting beard tonight!"

by ALol April 5, 2015

Gray-bearding

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues

Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022

Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.

I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know

by BM10 January 26, 2022

Pussy Beard

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.

Brb big boy I have to groom my pussy beard

by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018

Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.

Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.

by kelskilla August 28, 2012