An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
by kelledin February 4, 2015
Get the banana shit sundae mug.The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
by Goon master January 16, 2025
Get the Dillree shit rocket mug.Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed
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by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022
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The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
by BobbSmith April 19, 2018
Get the hollywood shit mug.Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
by I h8 nes May 7, 2020
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Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
Get the shit-grip mug.Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
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