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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018
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20 IQ Domesticated Turkey

The term is use to describe people with 20 IQ and a range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication. The term is commonly use to describe Andrew Lin and Winson Dong because of their very low IQ and their autistic behaviors. They are also known for their toxic tennis and ping pong plays. Winson is most famously known for being very bad in league, every game he will run it down mid. Thank god that Raymond is doing his 200 IQ plays and carry Winson ,boosted ass 20 IQ ape that haven't gone through evolution, to victory. In addition Andrew is known for his cringy moms jokes and his small feet. Ladies you know what that means. Finally will Winson ever not throw a gutter in bowling.
"Hey DUde YoUR mOM iS gAY" said Andrew in a very autistic voice. "Well shut up you 20 IQ domesticated turkey." said Raymond in a very manly voice.
by 20 IQ domesticated turkey August 3, 2018
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Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey
by Errxr August 16, 2018
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Missed a turn

Downplaying being sexually cheated on in a relationship or marriage
So, you "missed a turn"! Big deal...
by Jenlm August 31, 2018
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Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
by PictouBay August 31, 2018
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eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.
by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018
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