if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

VVT-i

Very very thotty ingine

Paul: “James, your JZX100 is such a bitch! it keeps breaking down on you!”
James: “Oh, It’s because there’s a 1JZGTE VVT-i in it, she’s a Very Very Thotty Ingine”
Paul: “You better start looking at other options, James. My 1991 JZZ30 with a 1JZGTE Non Very very thotty ingine has never let me down!”

by Chudirvai August 14, 2021

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023

I need iron blocks

Wgat

I need uh. Iron blocks pls I need iron blocks

by not a guy November 23, 2025

I feel like lindsey

to feel rejected

this man don't want me, I feel like Lindsey

by anonymous October 6, 2025

(I-)Queue less

Someone who puts on a song, without adding it to the queue, resulting in skipping the song there is playing.

Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.

Person 1: "Can I put a song on"
Person 2: "Of course"

Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"

by Cocaine Koala May 2, 2022

I don't know man

I think that's like a vague, surface-level belief that you aren't really willing to give up or do anything to actually make manifest in the world. But it sounds good! You know... You aren't really doing anything.

Hym "But I AM! I've improved the quality of several people's lives in a material and demonstrable way. I don't know man... Sounds like one of those things that people just kind of say to feint moral superiority. You know? Like 'I just want people to be able to get their sicks sucked on demand.' And it's like, yeah, that'd be great but do I plan on going out and sucking a bunch of dicks to make that happen? No. Imma just make this post. And proceed to not live off of the charity of others." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam October 5, 2023