Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

Shit-hit

When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.

Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.

by Higgler July 23, 2016

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.

Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)

by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016

shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016