Lizzard Teats 

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

Triple threat 

When a guy fingers a girl and while he's doing it plays a song like it's a piano.

On Sunday, in the cinema I totally triple threat beth.

Triple threat by ConnahWroey October 14, 2011

death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.

Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...

death threat by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022

tourist treatment 

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

tourist treatment by buks August 30, 2008

Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

Teatime Ballbag by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

muff teat 

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

muff teat by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

Treats 

Oral sex given by a woman to a man. Usually given as a reward.

"Zeke, you know Jennifer at the party last night? She gave me treats."

Treats by Bigboi1765 March 11, 2007