Anchor-Shit

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.

Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.

by gpc March 11, 2008

That shit slaps

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.

Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!

by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007

shit shout

Driving around yelling curse words at random people to see their funny expression on their face.

Michael stuck his head out of the passenger window and shit shouted a group of black people. The group of black people all gave Michael the middle finger.

by Purple City Bird Gang May 24, 2008

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010

Getting shit on

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

shit bro

1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.

2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.

1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."

2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."

by fatboyfly June 2, 2016