Anus Cake

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

by BallSlapper9000 November 08, 2011

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 21, 2009

getting that cake

Getting that booty

Damn bro, I'm getting that cake tonight.

by Liz9912 November 14, 2015

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs July 10, 2013

knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

by jonnypirate July 11, 2008

Cake popping

An action that takes place when a girl has a flat ass butt, pops it so far out that it "looks" like she has one.

I shalt take a mirror selfie and post it on Instagram. Oh no I don't have a booty *pop* *breaks back* Mann too much cake popping or nah?

by Pancake124 May 04, 2014