11-track

The only good number of tracks on an album

Guy: Hey bitch, got any music for me to listen to?
Bitch: I got the new moment bends 11-track album
Guy: HELL YEAH PLAY IT 11-TRACK DA BOM

by loafhouse March 11, 2022

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

05-11-2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 05-11-2022.

by The other floob November 4, 2021

11 November

It’s all about Victor appreciation day! Do u have a friend named Victor? Post him on your story and give him a hug, don’t forget to tell him how much you appreciate him:D

- omg it’s 11 November we should call Victor
- vivi!
(Victor sa știi ca mi a venit ideea asta random sunt legit geniala pt asta
- cu drag Melissa)

by anonymous October 18, 2022

9/11

the day the world and the usa will never forget

A: “HE’S GAINING ON US”
B: “Lemme 9/11 this guy’s tower.”

A, last online on 9/11/2001.
B, last online on 9/11/2001.

by wetwetbeans February 4, 2024