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Oakland spritz 

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
Oakland spritz by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023

joey sprite 

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

Rizzy Sprite 

Sigma: Hey man, can you get me a Rizzy Sprite? I need a drink with my Skibidi Slicers.

Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel
Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

nerd spritzing 

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)
The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.
nerd spritzing by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

three sprites in

This metaphor thats more powerful than three shots... What happens after heaven, a stage past drunkness
Wooop whooop hat's the sound of the police (three sprites in)
three sprites in by Alllybooooo December 31, 2024