Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.

Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)

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A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.

Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)

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joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.

I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

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Sigma: Hey man, can you get me a Rizzy Sprite? I need a drink with my Skibidi Slicers.

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A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

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This metaphor thats more powerful than three shots... What happens after heaven, a stage past drunkness

Wooop whooop hat's the sound of the police (three sprites in)

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