smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)

I guess this definition makes me a smartass

by whatserface November 25, 2007

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Sartan

Noun desribing a race of demigod like humanoids from the Death Gate Cycle of books by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

The Sartan, in order to thwart their enemies, sundered the world.

by Alfred Montbank October 26, 2002

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

smarthead

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.

Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!

by Ballface September 2, 2004

smartosapien

A smartosapien is a sub-species of the homosapien. Since homosapiens has "homo" in the word, which means "gay," and since they don't want to be, quite literally, a "gay person," they decided to transition(not anything about gender) into a "smartosapien," which imediately increases their IQ to 300.

Who is that guy? He plays Minecraft, so he is a smartosapien.

by CoolGamer28356 February 7, 2022

Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016