Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself
by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.A kid who's short, very slick at playing video games at night and never sleeps. To his homies, he is a great and reliable respectful friend. He is asian, brown eye, short hair, "popular" & is a trouble maker.
by Memegof13838 January 27, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.by That bihh may January 30, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.
A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl
Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch
by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020
Get the Matthew watterson mug.