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I like it on the 

When followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on Facebook by college girls. As men, we wonder why their statues say, "i like it on the/in the ______" (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sluts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. The truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. I wish the statuses were all sexual advances, but I regret to say they aren't.
College Girl's Facebook status: "I like it on the desk!"

-when the girl is attractive, the status is often found "like(d)" by tons of desperate guys and girls who get the joke.
I like it on the by DEM09 October 6, 2010
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i wanna do you 

it means they want to have sex with you.
If a guy tells you “I wanna do you
i wanna do you by Idfwy:) July 10, 2018
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I forgor 💀 

When you not “I rember😁”
I forgor 💀
I forgor 💀 by xTANNA3 July 22, 2021
The word used to describe an individual whose life completely and utterly revolves around their I-Phone.

This is to the extent that start sleeping in close proximity to their I-Phone for worry of what might happen to it if were to be left alone.
Kenny: Dude, what the hell is up with Luca these days, he didn't even wanna shoot hoops today?

Jose: He's been acting weird eversince he got that dam I-Phone.

Kosmo: I know dog, that guy is becoming such an I-Fag
I-Fag by obindustries1 February 4, 2010

I'm on a Boat 

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.
I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!
I'm on a Boat by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009

I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I potato you

No one says this.
"I potato you"

"What are you are talking about, no one says this."

"啥“

-Andrew Cap
I potato you by aNdrew Cap April 21, 2021