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French haggis 

to French haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia
Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
French haggis by Mark Spidon March 12, 2009

French Press 

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.
I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.

French bath 

Hair bleaching using bleach and developer mixed with shampoo.
How did you get blonde hair? I did a French bath at home.

French Exit 

You start off by having oral sex and somehow come out of her ass
Jeremy killed his girlfriend by blowing her ass out with the French Exit.
French Exit by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

French Salute 

The act of overcoming an opponent in a fight, there after peeing into his mouth...
I do the French salute every time I win a fight.

The french salute is just as bad as a Hungarian salute.
French Salute by Boxer595 January 12, 2012
Someone who sucks at life, tron, and ultimate friz.
That guy can't do anything right. He's such a french's.
french's by John Dalrack May 21, 2008