work dumping

an expression used similar to "trauma dumping", used to describe when a friend comes into a group chat ranting about what is going on at their job that nobody cares about

Tony: "i was just about to be caught up and she gives me a million dishes"
Dom: "here he goes work dumping again"

by kulaid July 12, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Cum Dumpster

your mom

Been to your mom last night, she‘s my favorite Cum Dumpster!

by Echsalboss October 4, 2023

Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023

Silverback dumpster

This can certainly be mistaken for “Silverbacking”. In hindsight make sure you are fully capable of silverbacking and you are in one of the nastiest areas you have ever had intercourse. Once completed you can sign this one off your bucket list.

That chick I made out with last night called me earlier to meet up. We met in an alley way next to a dumpster and I went to town silverback dumpstering her all night long.

by JohnDeere69me October 30, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024