Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

Armenian Candy Apple by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

jail candy 

When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.

guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....

jail candy by crazycrazyfeeling April 14, 2008

Razor Candy 

Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.

John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick

Razor Candy by candy razor blade August 26, 2009

Cotton Candy

When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.

ewww cotton candy!

Cotton Candy by COTTON CANDY BITCHES November 13, 2011

ear candy 

Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.

Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*




Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.

ear candy by Baasir May 4, 2005

The Candy Machine 

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

The Candy Machine by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Shoulder Candy 

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.

Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy

Shoulder Candy by faustzeno October 22, 2009