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bunk-balls

Bunk-balls refers to a situation where two men are having sex with one woman, double penetration style where the woman is riding one gentlemen as he is lying or perhaps sitting, and the other gentlemen is penetrating her while he is behind both of them. Variations are acceptable as long as it creates a situation where the bottom man's scrotum lies beneath the top man's scrotum, stacking them vertically like bunk beds. Hence the term, "bunk-balls".
Steve: "Tyler, see that chick over there?"

Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"

Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".

Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."

Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."

Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."

Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."

Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"

Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."

Tyler: "Sweet, ok."
by T-Hood t.c. December 11, 2009
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Ball Slosh

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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Ball Armour

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????

Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
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ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(
by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014
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Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021
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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls
I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls
by 29* December 4, 2018
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