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bunk-balls

Bunk-balls refers to a situation where two men are having sex with one woman, double penetration style where the woman is riding one gentlemen as he is lying or perhaps sitting, and the other gentlemen is penetrating her while he is behind both of them. Variations are acceptable as long as it creates a situation where the bottom man's scrotum lies beneath the top man's scrotum, stacking them vertically like bunk beds. Hence the term, "bunk-balls".
Steve: "Tyler, see that chick over there?"

Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"

Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".

Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."

Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."

Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."

Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."

Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"

Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."

Tyler: "Sweet, ok."
by T-Hood t.c. December 11, 2009
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Ball Slosh

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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Ball Armour

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????

Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
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Ball-jack

To revoke or inhibit the ability to enjoy one's day. Comes from the idea of taking away someone's balls who uses them to have fun.
"
I'm being ball-jack (ed) right now, my Minecraft mods just won't work!
"
by BallJacker92 January 6, 2022
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Brown balls

When you are giving a girl anal then she splatter farts and it goes down your dick and coats your bills brown
When bestie and I were going doggy style she splatter farted and have me brown balls
by Undatedshrimp April 14, 2016
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cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"
by stitchmata April 21, 2013
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ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.
While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.
by bosswoman December 28, 2014
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