Windows 7.1

The codename from windows 7, It was originally named windows 7 second and advanced edition, And when windows 7 ended support in 2020, windows 7.1 became more popular than usual, so everyone wanted to upgrade, and in 2023, Windows 8.1 will end support, so it might become windows 8.2 (The second edition of Win8.1 and 8) Windows 7.1 is Never released, But is still used for when you have a notification on your Win7 device that says: Hello, Win7 ended support, And it shows a link that takes you to windows 7.1 setup, So that: "Never released" Version of windows might be released after all

MC David and Sam wanted to release windows 7.1 after january 14 2020

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 15, 2022

Windowsillsexual

Windowsillsexual, where you are sexually attracted to windowsills and windows. for an example, sexual intercourse with the windowsill, kissing it, marrying it, hugging it, taking it out for dinner etc. (also tell ur mate to bend over whilst ur at it!!)

Me: hey, look at that guy fucking a windowsill! What a weirdo

Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!

Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!

Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 17, 2022

Windows XP

The best Windows OS EVER!!!!

I love Windows XP

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 26, 2022

Windows 8.1

Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.

An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.

I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!

by Boovian February 17, 2023

opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable June 10, 2011

Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya August 5, 2012

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013