Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

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sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy

Woah, Diako is a sex machine!

by ivanyang June 12, 2021

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another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021

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This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

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Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

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Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

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