itch twitchy twat 

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

itch twitchy twat by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

tardis twat 

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

tardis twat by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

bippy twat

A shallow, generally annoying young woman, overwhelmingly preoccupied with typically female concerns such as makeup, gossip, and weddings, which leads to lack of toughness and originality, and may even cause "helpless girl syndrome", a disease known to strand women with flat tires and light bulbs that need changing. A bippy twat is also notably marked by cattiness, particularly an unwillingness to get along with other, unfamiliar women, especially attractive ones. Often a bippy twat fits the stereotype of a sorority girl, or the image of a "bitch's bitch", as described by Andre 2000 of the hip-hop group Outkast in the song "Roses".

The bippy twat left the camping trip in a fit of disgust due to the lack of cell phone service, modern plumbing, starbucks, and people to wait on her, her high heels sticking in the dirt with every step she took.

bippy twat by 12er McLush January 3, 2009

cum covered twat waffle 

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

cum covered twat waffle by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

bag of twat

A person who has no friends due to the fact that they are always being extra in their school work. Mostly used to describe an annoying "overachiever".

Uh, this dude is so extra, he's totally being a bag of twat right now. No wonder he has no friends.

bag of twat by Un-overachiever December 16, 2016

diddle her twat 

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

diddle her twat by Goggs July 24, 2008

twitter-twat

Anyone who "twitters".

This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.

Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."

Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"

twitter-twat by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009