Joke

Me and the urban dictionary

We’re Norah you mean that joke.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Joke

Something people don’t understand

Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass

by UFOBlindead August 19, 2019

Joke

Someone like Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a joke. In fact, his real name is Joke Paul.

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

Inside Joke

When a small group of people make up a joke (a phrase) while no one else is there (Sometimes because of an event that occurs, and then someone says something and it becomes an inside joke) and don't tell anyone about it, so every time anyone (whether from the group or not) says the phrase, they all start laughing like idiots for an unknown reason. It completely baffles people outside this group why it would be remotely funny. Most of the time it confuses them, or annoys the crap out of them.

Jeff started cracking up for no reason when I said "jelly"

Like wtf? Is that an inside joke?

Person 1: So I spread mayonnaise on my turkey the other day...
Person 2: Ahaahaahahahah!!! MAYONNAISE!!!!
Person 1: Wha-

Person 3: DID HE JUST SAY MAYONNAISE??!! AHAAHHAHAHAHAH
Person 1: Um??

Person 1: I checked out books from the library for my little brother, he seems to like The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Person 2: HAAHHJHSHJAHJDJHGGJDG HAHAAHHAHAHHA S SHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Person 3: *wheeze*
Person 1: .....

Person 1 walks away

by Uncreative Blob February 7, 2018

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
"

by Scoria May 26, 2023

peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018