Getting shit on

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

shit shout

Driving around yelling curse words at random people to see their funny expression on their face.

Michael stuck his head out of the passenger window and shit shouted a group of black people. The group of black people all gave Michael the middle finger.

by Purple City Bird Gang May 24, 2008

Spinning shit

Term coined by UFC fighter Nick Diaz for martial arts techniques that involve spinning your body, such as the "spinning back fist" or "spinning back kick".

"I can't believe that spinning shit landed."

by m8696m8696 November 11, 2015

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007

shit bro

1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.

2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.

1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."

2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."

by fatboyfly June 2, 2016

Moon Shit

You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.

We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"

by XJ45-2 February 21, 2011