Rebecca Black Syndrome

This term has become acquainted with many tweens the past month.It describes a child emotionally/physically handicap to determine which seat to accommodate oneself in.One can strain enough to the verge of not being able to chose any given seat and later on obtain several foot diseases such as calluses or spurs.
Sometimes, Rebecca Black Syndrome can affect the education of one child.
With RBS the child can ditch school to enter a party without her parents consent.Because of course the RBS tween was going to the bus to go to school but really isn't. It can go as far as to going to the same party with a black pedophile man.
It can go as far as the user of this horrid disease forget proper english.

Ex.

We so excited X WRONG
We are so excited / RIGHT

Some symptoms of Rebecca Black Syndrome.

-Excessive flatulence

-Multiple thoughts and dreams of both front and back seat
-Sweating when thinking which to chose

-Depression when not knowing which to pick
-DUTAA / Driving Under The Appropriate Age
-Random hallucinations of entering the car of a black man
-Ditching school

-Arguments containing the front seat
-Arguments containing the back seat
-Using absurd quotes such as 'We so excited'

by IareKohl May 7, 2011

toxic shock syndrome

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

by alan alda December 1, 2004

Systema

Russian hybrid martial arts. Mixture between Sambo and other martial arts....taught to Spensnaz and russian forces.
Apparently it kicks ass.

It's coming out of russia slowly now

Systema is a sect of martial arts

by sdfgsdgsdg November 23, 2009

Sylar'd

To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.

"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.

by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007

Clown Syndrome

A serious ailment that is most prevalent amongst urban white populations in North America. Those affected by Clown Syndrome are motivated to paint their faces, drink excessive amounts of Faygo and practice incest.

One support group, the "Insane Clown Posse" does exist, and urges sufferers of Clown Syndrome to stay together. The group sees those ailed with CS as a "family," and refers to them warmly as "Juggalos," "Juggalettes," and "Ninjas." ICP urges those living with CS to accept themselves, and encourage Clown Syndrom behavior. This is exemplified by the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos," where "Juggalos" indulge in the behavior that defines their demographic.

Crack Cocaine and methamphetamine addiction are correlated with this disease.

see bieber fever

A: Every single night my neighbors light a styrofoam-fueled bonfire, shop out the local Wal-Mart of all its Faygo stock and invite a mob of face-painted, cracked-out guests who piss in my yard before leaving around 4 or 5 in the morning when I wake up for work.

B: You can't let yourself be so insensitive. The poor guys have Clown Syndrome. Why can't you just let them live?

by Jingus September 10, 2011

Internet's Down Syndrome

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.

Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

by Motorbeard April 24, 2008

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)

When a male has an unusually large penis

I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...

by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017