Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel

Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

by Braden Fortson July 27, 2024

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nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

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three sprites in

This metaphor thats more powerful than three shots... What happens after heaven, a stage past drunkness

Wooop whooop hat's the sound of the police (three sprites in)

by Alllybooooo December 31, 2024

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alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

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drinking Sprite and other similar carbonated, acidic, and sugary soft drinks (specifically sprite) can increase the production of both saliva and mucus (phlegm) in the throat.

In the context of gooning, gooners use the sprite method to increase the production of saliva and mucus to use as a lubricant for jerking off

"Bro, why did you buy three 2-liter bottles of Sprite? I thought you don't even like sprite."

"I'm planning a long session tonight and I need them for the sprite method."

by SizzlinRaisin February 8, 2026

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